Homecoming!

[Clix]

Just got home from my homecoming dance yo. For all you guys who don't go to your school's homecoming, GO! I swear, any girl you know will just walk up to you and start grinding. Well, that's how it is at my school. Just thought i'd let you guys know how my night went. =]

[Myth]

Sorry, I graduated last year.

[Palin]

its great that you go to dances and stuff and girls grind you and your football team is undefeated but... we dont care.

[AgentX]

its great that you go to dances and stuff and girls grind you and your football team is undefeated but... we dont care.

Speak for yo'self Nukka!
Well, I dont really care either..but dances are chill so yea :cool:

[Clix]

Stfu Palin! We know you be hatin'. 8=D

[Palin]

i am not a hater, i just dont care.

[AgentX]

i just dont care.

Cheer up emofish, theres plenty of water left in the sea!

[Metaguardian]

Good for you????:confused:

[Furry_rodian]

School dances are crap, least they were at my school, far to poor of a teacher/student ratio.

[Killer]

I find grind dance parties stupid :\

Hell, I don't even consider grinding a dance. >.>

[ThEgg]

LOL.

Sorry, third year in college. Never went to high school dances cept for Prom, which was eh, only because I won a free iPod nano.

If you think homecoming dances are fun, just wait till you are 18 and can hit the clubs on College night. You'll probably finish in your pants.

[Subaru]

I went to Prom with a girl who wasn't a total slut and I had more fun than any other school dance. Mental+Emotional+Physical connection > just Physical connection.

[Pilo T]

this entire thread, from the first post to the last post, wreaks of nerd. GTFO.

[Kazi]

The thought of going to a high school dance with a bunch of kool kids grinding with whatever girl comes over to them to some rap/hip-hop song...blegh.

And knowing the people who would be doing it at my school...it makes me physically ill...

I bet Pilot's legs move so fast with a girl that she needs skin grafts for her third-degree burns.
BA-DUM-TSHH

[AgentX]

Haha HS Dances are basically porno's with clothes on at my school, which im sure applies to almost any other school aswell. I dont know your guys's policys though, we dont have any gay ass teachers or whatnot supervising preventing kids from doing what they like, we've got a cop or 2 but they usually sit around and if a fight breaks out (rarely, but half the kids at the dance are hammered so it happens) they usually just let it go till someone ends up bleeding or passing out, no one really gives a **** you know?
Its for fun, and for $7 for a chill laid back night with grinding n making out n other ****, its good stuff.

[Kazi]

At the last dance we had, there were some vigilante (they did this on their own) guys, named the "Boner Police", who went around to couples that were grinding, pulled the girl out, and took her place. I lol'd.

[Pilo T]

At the last dance we had, there were some vigilante (they did this on their own) guys, named the "Boner Police", who went around to couples that were grinding, pulled the girl out, and took her place. I lol'd.lmfao.

[TrogDOR]

Sry All the cool kids at my school were too busy partying on dance night! lolol

[Clix]

At the last dance we had, there were some vigilante (they did this on their own) guys, named the "Boner Police", who went around to couples that were grinding, pulled the girl out, and took her place. I lol'd.

Is your school one of those gay movement schools?

[Khage]

I wish I could be cool like you and go to school dances full of jail bait.

I guess I'll just have to settle for going out to nightclubs instead. D;

[GoodOlBen]

Just got home from this club. For all you guys who don't go to your clubs, GO! I swear, any girl will just walk up to you and start grinding. Well, that's how it is at this club. Just thought i'd let you guys know how my night went. =]

[Frost]

Ben was actually at a drag queen club. Just so you know.

[Jack of Blades]

yawn*wasted space since people dont realy care.

[GoodOlBen]

Ben was actually at a drag queen club. Just so you know.

Hah! The only way you could possibly know about this was if you... DEBBIE?!!

[Lervish]

this entire thread, from the first post to the last post, wreaks of nerd. GTFO.

~Gabriel

[Russian_Spy_Porque]

I bet Pilot's legs move so fast with a girl that she needs skin grafts for her third-degree burns.
BA-DUM-TSHH

claps with one hand.


this entire thread, from the first post to the last post, wreaks of nerd. GTFO.

that would include you though so that post is fails, then again on the other side by me posting here I would include my...oh no ITSA TRAP!

[ShadeyMan]

What makes you think you have the right to "Just got home from my homecoming dance yo. For all you guys who don't go to your school's homecoming, GO! I swear, any girl you know will just walk up to you and start grinding. Well, that's how it is at my school. Just thought i'd let you guys know how my night went. =] " ?

~Tigerzeta

[Khage]

I love black folk.

~Grand Wizard

[Frost]

Hah! The only way you could possibly know about this was if you... DEBBIE?!!

You're a great kisser :D

~Debbs

[ACiDuS]

The only club I know like that has a reputation for being full of 15 year old girls. Whether thats a bad thing I guess depends on your perspective.

[Pilo T]

Hannah Montana is 15. Her new boyfriend is 20. That could have been me. People told me she was too young, but I'm only 19. That makes her boyfriend older than me, which means I would have had a chance. :(

[GoodOlBen]

Whenever I think of jailbait... I think of that ACDC song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XraJP0jmwE

JAILBAIT!

[ACiDuS]

I think of Lazytown

[GoodOlBen]

I think of Lazytown

Yeah I gotta admit that gir... wait wat.

[Russian_Spy_Porque]

This confusing thread is confusing.

Yes I meant to write it like that because after my last post here, I got lost in the conversation.

[ThEgg]

So I took Clix's advice and went to a homecoming dance, needless to say I received a lot of funny looks and was eventually thrown out by the teachers and police officer.

Thanks for the advice, now I'm blacklisted by every soccer mom.

~Emo Kid

[Pilo T]

So I took Clix's advice and went to a homecoming dance, needless to say I received a lot of funny looks and was eventually thrown out by the teachers and police officer.

Thanks for the advice, now I'm blacklisted by every soccer mom.

~Emo Kid

lmao. Best post in the thread.

[ILoveMyGirlFriend]

Did you tell them you liked Star Wars:p:p

[Pilo T]

... what?

[Kurama42]

Answer the question

[MAS]

Hannah Montana is 15. Her new boyfriend is 20. That could have been me. People told me she was too young, but I'm only 19. That makes her boyfriend older than me, which means I would have had a chance. :(

Sickens me you still think of that :p
Go get ****loads of money on a normal way you silly white ass boy!


~Khage

[Kazi]

Oh, my God, I love this thread.

~Gabriel

[Xadus]

I just got home from mine....that was last night. I stayed the night at someone's house, but mine was pretty fun. :D

[Golden Mando Bro]

Wait a second, Debbie=Frost..... uh oh.

[Russian_Spy_Porque]

I stayed the night at someone's house,

raep!!

[Bobinator]

I can't believe its not butter!

~Some random guy

[GoodOlBen]

I can't believe its not butter!

~Fabio

Fixed.

[Fate]

I need to interject this comment, as it is as meaningful and spiritually endowed as any of the others.

o.0

[Clix]

Lmao, I just wanted to tell you guys of my wonderful night, but you had to **** it up and make me look like a dumbass.

Thanks for all of your encouraging comments, i'm going to to cut myself now.

~Emo Kid #2

[Jack of Blades]

This is confusing.

~Me

[ThEgg]

Did you tell them you liked Star Wars:p:p

No, but I did try to improvise a few Star Wars dance moves into my dancing as I approached the girls. I figured, if they knew what I was doing, then I've got a keeper.

[ILoveMyGirlFriend]

no, but i did try to improvise a few star wars dance moves into my dancing as i approached the girls. I figured, if they knew what i was doing, then i've got a keeper.


lol at that!!

[ACiDuS]

Everyone loves homecoming!

[GoodOlBen]

you had to **** it up and make me look like a dumbass.

[Assassin]

Ben wins the thread.

[GRIMMAH!!]

....lmao....

[SeVv]

Lmao, I just wanted to tell you guys of my wonderful night, but you had to **** it up and make me look like a dumbass.

Thanks for all of your encouraging comments, i'm going to to cut myself now.

~Emo Kid #2



Emo people are hilarious, Especially when they claim to be christian.

[Vox Clamantis]

The only function I attended for school was an Invite Your Professor night at Alpha Omicron Pi. One of the girls at the sorority was able to invite me because I was teaching a class, in spite of the fact that I wasn't technically a professor. Good times.

You ever been the only guy younger than 40 in a house full of dolled-up college chicks? Yeah, didn't think so. :cool:

~Gabriel

[Emiel Regis]

I love black folk.

~Grand Wizard

Man, just pick up a random party with snowflakes 'nly, go there and you could be the only nigga in da party! Think of the possibilities, man:cool:

[Emiel Regis]

The only function I attended for school was an Invite Your Professor night at Alpha Omicron Pi. One of the girls at the sorority was able to invite me because I was teaching a class, in spite of the fact that I wasn't technically a professor. Good times.

You ever been the only guy younger than 40 in a house full of dolled-up college chicks? Yeah, didn't think so. :cool:

~Gabriel

Wait wut? Alpha Omicron Pi society and girls? :S You must of taken the thin long-haired nerds as ones, ieuwll!

[Metaguardian]

This is so fail.

[Frost]

[Vox Clamantis]

You people really do have the most primitive sense of humor...

:|

~Gabriel

[ThEgg]

You people really do have the most primitive sense of humor...

:|

~Gabriel

LMAO. I love this.

~LovesGabriel

[SeVv]

This is so fail.

NIEN!


( Your message is too communist, please rethink your words before you post them, and keep them under six letters. )

[Frost]

You people really do have the most primitive sense of humor...

:|

~Gabriel

Can't beat them, join 'em.

[Clix]

I like the little heart over the i. :) Frost, at 3 A.M., i'm jacking off to my french lesbian porn. Sorry for any inconvieniences.

[Pilo T]

oh ****. That's manly.

[Kazi]

On his home?

~Gabriel

[SeVv]

On his home?

~Gabriel

Not to be confused with, In.

[Kazi]

Now I'm imagining getting woken up at 3 A.M. by some phat bass beat, only to look out my window and see two guys, one approximately 17, the other approximately 25, grinding with each other on top of a two-story, suburban house. Everything is illuminated exclusively by strobe lights.

I can never unsee this.

~Gabriel

[AgentX]

Now I'm imagining getting woken up at 3 A.M. by some phat bass beat, only to look out my window and see two guys, one approximately 17, the other approximately 25, grinding with each other on top of a two-story, suburban house. Everything is illuminated exclusively by strobe lights.

I can never unsee this.

~Gabriel

[Russian_Spy_Porque]

This is so fail.

Well it takes fail to recognize fail :p

and lol at the tits from the pic.

oh and visual aid for everyone to be scarred more:
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[AgentX]

Goosh Goosh.
I have nothing further to say.

[ACiDuS]

You people really do have the most primitive sense of humor...

:|

~Gabriel



~Klaatu

[Vox Clamantis]

Might as well rename the Off-Topic section to /b/.

~Party Pooper

[Metaguardian]

goosh goosh.
I have nothing further to say.

goosh goosh!:d

[ThEgg]

~Party Pooper

Laughed so hard when I notice that, LOL.

Nice one.

[Golden Mando Bro]

Goosh goosh!

[Jack of Blades]

Poops in a party.Whats so funny?

[The Korean Test Missile]

For all you peope that don't know what Goosh Goosh is, please enlighten yourself.



:eek:

L-l-l-l..................length. :eek:

[Pilo T]

For all you peope that don't know what Goosh Goosh is, please enlighten yourself.



WHA THE USMALKMSDA ****ING FUFKCC WHAT?! ASDASDMA NWHY?! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ! NEVER EVER SHOULD I HAVE EVER EVEN ASDEEEN THATT ****. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYW HYWHY WHY>!?:eek:

EDIT:
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?WHAT THE ****?WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?

[AgentX]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloodygooshe'd lol!

I sense a new group coming to mb2!!!!

[Supa]

Lolwut

[Kazi]

For all you peope that don't know what Goosh Goosh is, please enlighten yourself.



F-ck you, Clix. Goddamnit. Seriously. God. Ugh.

...

Blegh.

Where is my eye bleach?

[Subaru]

For all you peope that don't know what Goosh Goosh is, please enlighten yourself.



lol
.

[Pilo T]

Where is my eye bleach?
who the **** cares. That video is burned in my brain FOREVER. :mad::cry::(:x

[Keshire]

Cheer up emofish, theres plenty of water left in the sea!

[Russian_Spy_Porque]

For a quarter ill give you some therapy after seeing that video. Then again i am hurt myself, THE IMAGES THE NIGHTMARES AHHHH

[ACiDuS]

Normally I just click on links because of natural curiousity....but judging by the reaction, shall I skip this one?

[GoodOlBen]

Nah it's nothing you can't handle. You've seen Smurfs going at it, this isn't even close to that.

[Clix]

Hahahaha, that was my reaction when Arion put it on c-crew forums.

PS: I love how you guys how to delete my post due to the extreme naughtyness of that video. ;)

[Metaguardian]

Normally I just click on links because of natural curiousity....but judging by the reaction, shall I skip this one?

goosh goosh! you know you want too!

[Clix]

He can't hande goosh goosh! He doesn't want it!

[Kazi]

Na no~~

[Deli Pastrami]

F-ck you, Clix. Goddamnit. Seriously. God. Ugh.

...

Blegh.

Where is my eye bleach?

GOOSH
true story (no i would not be so evil as to link the vid again)
But i did fav it :D:D:D:D:D

[Kazi]

true story

ಠ___ಠ;

[Clix]

Lmfao, I think Kazi loved the video. ;)

[Kazi]

I loved it like accidentally clicking on a tubgirl link.

[Clix]

If I do this again I will be bant

[Kazi]

in b4 infraction point

Quick, change it to a Duckroll!

[Golden Mando Bro]

A duckroll, lol Kazi, I love you.

[Kazi]

If I do this again I will be bant

LOLolololol GG.

[Assassin]

That goosh goosh video was the funniest thing I ever saw.

[Frost]

I don't get why he was all covered with jelly at the end.. Is it some kind of fetish ?

[Golden Mando Bro]

Lol @ frost. Yes, its a jelly fetish. The same kind you put on a sandwich.

[Clix]

Lol fang, I hate you. :(

But it's okay, because..

i like turtles

[Golden Mando Bro]

Just go to my house and stab me to death, thats what im doing to ender in 2 hours.

[Clix]

Or I could just make manly man sex with him, On his roof, as mentioned before.



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[Russian_Spy_Porque]

just go to my house and stab me to death, thats what im doing to ender in 2 hours.

DON'T FORGET TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHs!

[Pilo T]

Just go to my house and stab me to death, thats what im doing to ender in 2 hours.

over my dead body.

[Kazi]

i like turtles

Ah ha ha, owned again. Gee gee. Lol!

I know what Fang's favorite part of the fair is.

On closer inspection, I see GMB also got roflwtfpwned. VGG, Fang.

[Golden Mando Bro]

Kazi, wunt 2 go 2 homecoming with teh GMB?

[Clix]

I think Fang hates me. :(

Kazi, dont do it! GMB has aids and I dont think you wanna be grindin' on him.

[Jack of Blades]

Emm if i rember corectly GMB was actuly a woman and a prostitute(im not insulting but this is what i heard and GMB aproved it ingame).So the point aint GMB to old?

[Clix]

How old could you possibly be as a prostitute?

[Jack of Blades]

How old could you possibly be as a prostitute?
I dont know.I've never been one.

[DaveGrohl]

[Assassin]

I can't believe this thread has made it to 12 pages.

[Frost]

It didn't. It's only 3 :p

[yambond]

Hey guys whats goin on here?

[Mashirafen]

I only just now came into this thread after ignoring it since its creation and...now I want to set fire to Clix's face.

[Golden Mando Bro]

This thread is like LOLSPAM, cant wait till a close, until then... MONKEY RIDING BORDER COLLIE!?!?!?

[Kazi]

I love this thread, dun close plz.

I love Taco John's Potato Oles. I could eat at least 3 large orders of them. Maybe 4, f-ck.

[ACiDuS]

I will have to close this soon :cry:

[Kazi]

No!

Um...uh...

Oh!

If you're looking for homecoming dresses, I recommend...Google.

Grinding is a fad for hormone-fueled teenagers with no supervision! Look out, the Boner Police will find you! Long...Arm of the Law!

[Clix]

Thank God we didn't have boner police. And uhh Mashirafen, i'll poop on you, kay? And don't close this! This is the most fun lolspam thread i've seen in a while.

[Golden Mando Bro]

U cant post it, I SHOWED A MONKEY RIDING A DOG, HOW OFTEN DOES THAT HAPPEN, HONESTLY.

[DaveGrohl]

i will have to close this soon :cry:

fight the power!

[ThEgg]

At least sticky this if you're going to close it.

~GoldenMandoBro

[Kazi]

LOL.

For our homecoming, two days ago, one kid egged some other kid's car, so then that egged kid got a gang of six kids, tied the first one to a street light pole and beat the sh-t out of him, and now the six kids face criminal charges.

[Clix]

Yeah, if you're going to close it, at least put it up for the ages to remember. This once-nerd-talk-turned-lolspam thread needs an award. Save it.

[Honk]

LOL.

For our homecoming, two days ago, one kid egged some other kid's car, so then that egged kid got a gang of six kids, tied the first one to a street light pole and beat the sh-t out of him, and now the six kids face criminal charges.
I bet his egging days are over.

[Hawk]

i will have to close this soon:o
fight the power!

[Russian_Spy_Porque]

LOL.

For our homecoming, two days ago, one kid egged some other kid's car, so then that egged kid got a gang of six kids, tied the first one to a street light pole and beat the sh-t out of him, and now the six kids face criminal charges.

Fail is Fail.

[Frost]

I will have to close this soon :cry:

BEAT YOU TO IT BITCH!





*closed*

[ACiDuS]

Oh no you didnt!

[Frost]

[=Someone=]

[Frost]

[ACiDuS]

Ha forum peons, this is our thread naow!

[Keshire]

So we're commandeering threads now?

Sweet. I get to use my pic again!