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A highly skilled warlord from planet Kalee, General Grievous always wanted to be a Jedi but lacked the requisite Force sensitivity. Realizing that his powers would never equal a Jedi's, Grievous vowed to destroy the Order. The first step in his diabolical plot was to undergo a series of surgical procedures that replaced his body parts with robotic appendages that give him superhuman strength and agility. Now, countless procedures later, Grievous lives as a man trapped inside a machine's body, but his powers finally rival those of a Jedi Knight. Ruthless and premeditatedly cruel, Grievous takes joy only when inflicting suffering upon others, even if that person or droid is his ostensible ally. Third in command of the Separatist forces, Grievous answers only to Dooku, who in turn answers only to Sidious.
So they made a ****tier back story of Grievous. The whole series potrays Greivous as a coward and a weakling. He loses everytime and just comes back. Its like all the villians are inspired from Team Rocket in pokemon now. Oh, don't forget Dr. Robot helps Greivous do this.
WorldsLargestIpod
28-09-2008, 00:29
The horror
Torrentazos
28-09-2008, 00:43
Well, isnt Cartoon Network a station for like 8 yr olds?
:S
i doubt the kids will know any better anyway ;/
Furry_rodian
28-09-2008, 00:58
**** my life.
Jack of Blades
28-09-2008, 01:00
I think my powerball just stoped.
What.
The.
****?
His origin is well known already.. He had an accident and was blackmailed by the Separatists..
Worst retcon of the year awards:
Lucas versus Cartoon Network.
Epic struggle.
WorldsLargestIpod
28-09-2008, 02:08
Where's the proof?
Source, plox.
If that is true somebody needs their head examined, makes Grievous even more crappy despite being so awesome in the Clone Wars cartoon.
Furry_rodian
28-09-2008, 02:32
Screw George Lucas and his kid friendly money grubbing.
Where the Hell is the R rated Star Wars?! I want the most gruesome, realistic, (as SW gets) bloody, and violent battles to ever grace the big screen.
Y'know Star Wars: Band of Brothers.
http://theclonewars.cartoonnetwork.com/
Go to bottom, click Character Guide. Go over on the lefthand side and scroll down a bit, click on Grievous, and begin raeging.
The Korean Test Missile
28-09-2008, 02:35
Who cares anymore.
WorldsLargestIpod
28-09-2008, 03:24
Source, plox.
If that is true somebody needs their head examined, makes Grievous even more crappy despite being so awesome in the Clone Wars cartoon.
Bobinator
28-09-2008, 03:44
Do not want!! D;
In other news, that trailer seems to have some cool scenes along with all this EU and Canon murder.
Assaj lighted by fire looking down to Luminara is a pretty powerful image. She looked really menancing. Something the CW animated cartoons never did because she had a white emotionless stare.
Let's hope that Grievous at least is properly animated and can put up a fight.
PS: Lol at Plo Koon's voice.
As long as Greivous isn't a bitch like he was in the movie, I'll be happy.
DaveGrohl
28-09-2008, 04:10
what the ****....
The back story to GG is already known. Grevious was a brilliant warrior who caught the attention of Dooku and Sidious. They decided to have him lead the droid army. The set up the plan to destroy his ship so that it would cause near-fatal injuries and then convinced him that it was the jedi fault.
None of this "Wannabee jedi" ****!
Furry_rodian
28-09-2008, 04:12
Oooh Jedi numba one!
At least its being established that there are some jedi equal to at least Obi-Wan Kenobi's level of skill/power like Kit Fisto and Plo Koon.
UnsungHero
28-09-2008, 05:32
Warad Mohar
28-09-2008, 05:35
One day, Lucas will no longer give a crap, opening the way for someone to run in and the save the day and fix all this stupid crap like Anakin talking about sand, Grevious being a 1930's Silent Movie villian, and Kevin J Anderson.
I will hold a party that day, and all of you are invited...
DevilDog
28-09-2008, 06:34
Yeah. When lucas dies, I hope to God someone remakes the prequels. I wish we could see a remake of the original trilogy as well...but I really don't think anyone could capture the awesomeness that is 4-6 without ****ing it up. Plus no moar harrison ford as Han Solo...and that would be bad.
We must clone Harrison Ford.
If I were gay, I would have sex with him.
The Korean Test Missile
28-09-2008, 07:07
We must clone Harrison Ford.
If I were gay, I would have sex with him.
You know, there's nothing wrong with being gay. Don't be afraid to take that extra step.
There is. Your PP gets covered of poo poo.
Or you get hemorroids.
ILoveMyGirlFriend
28-09-2008, 15:15
You know, there's nothing wrong with being gay. Don't be afraid to take that extra step.
:mad::mad: Are you mad!!
GoodOlBen
28-09-2008, 15:35
There is. Your PP gets covered of poo poo.
Or you get hemorroids.
Heterosexual propaganda!
Tis a common misconception that anal sex will get poopoo on your PP. you see the only time there is actually fecal matter in your bum bum, is when you are about to make said movement.
Otherwise, barring you having HIV or herpes or something, it is relatively clean!
But yeah, that whole new grevious backstory just dumbed down one of Star Wars' more tragic characters, and made him a 1 dimensional pos!
Tis a common misconception that anal sex will get poopoo on your PP. you see the only time there is actually fecal matter in your bum bum, is when you are about to make said movement.
Can we meet today ?
You know, there's nothing wrong with being gay. Don't be afraid to take that extra step.
Tried it, didn't work out. Couldn't get it up, ya know? No attraction...
Russian_Spy_Porque
28-09-2008, 18:09
Tis a common misconception that anal sex will get poopoo on your PP. you see the only time there is actually fecal matter in your bum bum, is when you are about to make said movement.
I don't know whether he is right or wrong, but the fact that he appears to know this kinda crap scares me.
As for the topic in hand, I would agree we MUST clone harrison ford! and James Earl Jones for that matter.
and damn that kind of left an image, but isn't there **** in your ass if you don't clean it good enough, so what if you went poopoo and then right after got suprise buttsex, wouldnt they get well yeah, plus what if they had diarreah? see there are so many fked up things.
tis a common misconception that anal sex will get poopoo on your pp. You see the only time there is actually fecal matter in your bum bum, is when you are about to make said movement.
Otherwise, barring you having hiv or herpes or something, it is relatively clean!
its time to pull out the lube guiz!!!!
from grievous, to ass ****ing, i dont know how the mods can stand this place anymore
Ooooooooooh.
This thread sounds fun! Mind if I join? :D
I don't know whether he is right or wrong, but the fact that he appears to know this kinda crap scares me.
As for the topic in hand, I would agree we MUST clone harrison ford! and James Earl Jones for that matter.
and damn that kind of left an image, but isn't there **** in your ass if you don't clean it good enough, so what if you went poopoo and then right after got suprise buttsex, wouldnt they get well yeah, plus what if they had diarreah? see there are so many fked up things.
Haha, what can I say? I have ADHD and I love to read, especially wikipedia! But yeah I guess if you put those variables in place, then you would indeed get a muddy ****!
I wonder if they'll retcon the backstories to any other characters?
Haha, what can I say? I have ADHD and I love to read, especially wikipedia! But yeah I guess if you put those variables in place, then you would indeed get a muddy ****!
I wonder if they'll retcon the backstories to any other characters?
They already did with Kit Fisto. They gave him a Mon Calamari apprentice who is a Male instead of Female. He and Fisto then pwn Greivous in his lair.
My hope is this series allows Lucas to finally get his kiddy fetish over with, and allow the live action series to be serious, and grown up.
Still though, the battles will be impressive to watch. And so long as they don't have the clones shouting "YEAH! GET SOME!" like they did in the movie, and aslong as a clone doesn't punch a droid, cry in pain, and get shot by said droid, I'll be happy.
Coming on tonight, can't forget to watch it.
kiddy fetish
ಠ_ಠ
ILoveMyGirlFriend
03-10-2008, 20:29
George Lucas, you sir are an idiot! You're killing the galaxy bit by bit!
TheLOLipop
03-10-2008, 23:13
What the ****?
xmarsbarsx
05-10-2008, 02:48
Seriously... make it less kiddy and put it on Spike TV or on Adult Swim, Volia! you have the rest of the world watching it besides 8 year olds...
Amirite?
aslong as a clone doesn't punch a droid, cry in pain, and get shot by said droid
No kidding? The later version clones must be brain damaged.
Seriously... make it less kiddy and put it on Spike TV or on Adult Swim, Volia! you have the rest of the world watching it besides 8 year olds...
Amirite?
Actually, despite this kiddiness, this show will get such high ratings. I mean look at us, we're all complaining yet we'll still watch it each week. Ah well.
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