How are you gentleman?

[Vitjor Melkalis]

''In 2101 war was beggining''

''Captain: What happen?''
''Mechaninc: Someone set up us the bomb.''
''Engineer: We get signal!''
''Captain: What!!''
''Main Screen turn on''

''Cats: How are you gentleman?
All your base are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction''
''Captain: What you say???''
''Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
hahahaha.

''Mechanic: Captain.....''
''Captain: Take off every ''Zig''. ''
''Captain: You know what you doing.''
Captain: Move ''Zig''.
For great justice''

[Chairwalker]

Hooray, a sub-culture thread!

Ignignokt: Hello Carl i'm Ignignokt and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Ignignokt: We are mooninites from the innercore of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years ahead of yours.
Err: Man you hear what he's saying.
Ignignokt: Some would say the earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Ignignokt: That would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon.
Err: Point is that we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No the real point is i don't give a damn.

[Chroniktoke]

i love aqua teen


but my personall favorite is THE VENTURE BROS.

3 Reasons why it's my fav:

1) Brock Samson.
2)Brock Samson.
3)Brock Samson.

[Vitjor Melkalis]

''king arthur is passing in a dark forest when he sees two knights fightning. a green knight and a dark knight. after a weird fight, the black knight chops the head to his enemy''

King Arthur: You fought very well Sir Knight.
Black knight:....
King Arthur: Will you join me in my glorious quest to find the holy grail?
Black Knight:....
King Arthur: errr... Very well, youve made your choice. Come Patsy!

''When the King Artur is about to leave the black knights blocks his way.''

Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: Wha..
Black Knight: NONE shall pass.
King Arthur: But i need to pass
Black Knight: THEN you shall die.
King Arthur: as the king of the Britains i order you to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move, for no man
King Arthur: SO BE IT!

''the king and the knight start fighting. suddenly the king chops an arm of the black knight''

King Arthur: well, i think the fight is over.
Black Knight: what are you talking about?
King Arthur: what? have you looked to yourself? youve got no arm!
Black Knight: bah, this is only a scratch.
King Arthur: a scratch? i chopped your arm off!
Black knight: i bet i can still defeat you.
King Arthur: very well.

''they start fighting again. the king quicly chops the other arm of the black knight. then the king puts himself on his knees and starts praying to the Lord. but when he less expected the black knight kicks him in the ass!''

Black knight: come here! are you feelin yella?
King Arthur: i thought i already defeated you.
Black knight: i dont think so...

''He starts kicking king arthur till he loses his temper and chop him one leg''

King Arthur: there! are you happy now?
Black knight: Im invincible!!!!!
King Arthur: look at you! you only have one leg left!
Black Knight: The black knight always wins!

'' he starts tackling king arthur with his head. then finally king arthur chops out the only member left and the knight falls into the ground wihtout arms or legs. just standin on his hip''

Black Knight: Alright, alright we call it a draw.
King Arthur: Come, Patsy!

''king arthur walks to the forest''

Black Knight: Come here you yella! i havent finished with you yet! I'll bite your legs off!!!!!

Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail

[Bruce Campbell]

Alright you primative screwheads, listen up. See this? THIS... IS MY BOOMSTICK.

*crowd cries out in fear/shock/awe.*

It's a 12-gauge double barreled remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger.

That's right. Shop Smart. Shop... S-Mart. YA GOT THAT?!

*crowd cries out in fear/shock/awe, while nodding their heads*

Now I swear... the next one of you primates... even... TOUCHES me... HIYA!

*Ash turns, aiming shotgun off screen and firing. Shot pans to show pit creature's chain being broken. It loses it's balance. Back to Ash, who fires again. The pit creatures does a backflip into the bit while screaming. Pan from ground up to Ash's face, as he spins shotgun into holster.

Now. Let's talk about how I get back home.

[Bruce Campbell]

BAM! The door is kicked open and three NAZIS enter. One is an S.S.
OFFICER. The other two are SOLDIERS with machine guns. HENRY and INDY
raise their hands.

S.S. OFFICER: Doctor Jones!!

HENRY & INDY: Yes?


S.S. OFFICER: I will take the book now.

INDY & HENRY: What book?

S.S. OFFICER: (to INDY) You have the Diary in your pocket.

Henry laughs.

HENRY: You doltl Do you think that my son would be that stupid that he would bring my Diary all the way back here?

Henry pauses.

HENRY: You didn't, did you?
*pause*
You didn't bring it, did you?

INDY: Well, uh...

HENRY: You did!!

INDY: Look, can we discuss this later?

HENRY: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.

INDY: (overlapping) Will you take it easy?!

HENRY: Take it easy?! Why do you thinkI sent it home in the first place?
(points towards the NAZIS)
So it wouldn't fall into their hands!!

INDY: I came here to save you.

HENRY: Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior??

Indiana looks pissed. He rips a machine gun from the hands of a startled Nazi soldier.

INDY:
I told you--

Indiana sprays the room with machine gun fire, dropping all three Nazis.

INDY: DON'T call me Junior!

Henry looks shocked and horrified.

HENRY: Look what you did!!

Indy grabs him and pushes him ahead.

HENRY: I can't believe what you just....

[Vitjor Melkalis]

Demon head: i'll swallow your soul! i'll swallow your soul! i'll swallow... arrkk...

*Ash steps the head with his foot*

Ash: Swallow this BITCH!

BOOM!

[=Profcorron=]

Monty Python Holy Grail

The Bridge of something or other (typo) over the Cannion of death.

While climbing around a steep rock face to get to the Castle AAAARRRRRGGGGG where the holy grail is stored they come to a bridge.

Galahad: there the man the magition told us about in seane 24.

Author: who'll be the one to cross first.

Lancilot: I will.


LAncelot goes down to the bridge and the man guarding the bridge says...

Bridge Gaurd (BG): WHo ever passes must answere these questions 3.

Lance: Ok

BG: What is your name?

Lance: Sir Lancelot of Camilot

BG: What is your quest?

LAnce: To find the Holy Grail.

BG: What is your favourite Colour?

Lance Blue.

BG: alright you can cross.

(lancelot crosses the bridge and Robin runs up thinking it will be easy.)

Bridge Gaurd (BG): WHo ever passes must answere these questions 3.

Rob: Fire away.

Bg: What is your name?

Rob: Sir Robin in Camalot.

BG: what is your quest?

Rob: to find the holy grail.

BG: What is the Capital of Ausiria?

Rob: What? I don't know ARRRGGGEE (as he flys into the crevice)

(Galahad goes next)

Bridge Gaurd (BG): WHo ever passes must answere these questions 3.

Gal: I'm ready.

BG: What is your name?

Gal: Sir Galahad of Camalot.

BG: What is your quest?

Gal: I seek the holy grail.

BG: What is your favourite Colour?

Gal: Blue. I mean red AAARRGGGEE (as he too falls to his doom)

(King Aurthor then steps faward.)

Bridge Gaurd (BG): WHo ever passes must answere these questions 3.

Arthor: Go ahead.

BG: What is your name?

Arthor: King Author King of the Brittans.

BG: What is your Quest?

Arthor: I seek the Holy Grail.

BG: What is the air speed velosity of a swallow?

Arthor: Europian or African.

BG: What? I don't know. ARRRGGEE (as the bridge keeper flys to his doom saving another long and boring return of conversation with the last knight.)