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[KP] Tokakeke
28-10-2004, 04:44
Made it up for fun (music Eminem: Lose yourself)


Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To get ten frags a minute changing settings
One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a Jedi on his sweater already
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To frag freely, but he keeps on forgettin
To switch the map, the whole server is crying
He presses shift-~, but the console won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The timelimit's run out, going to a bad map!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes g_gravity
Oh, there goes Tok, he really choked
Hes so mad, but he wont give up that
Is he? No
He wont have it, he knows Taspir well
It dont matter, his computer's a Dell
He knows that, but hes broke
Hes so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his LAN party, thats when its
Back to the server again yo
This whole rap crap
He better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him

HOOK:

You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass

The other Admin's escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This server is mine for the taking
Make me rcon, as we move toward a g_knockback change
Might be able to change weapon range
Changing the cvars, spawnin' vehicles
These noobs on the server with requests, their like bulls
Coast to coast gamer, hes known as the anti-lamer
He's growing less tamer, big hall of famer
Hes grown farther from his clanmates, can't go on dates
He goes and hates and doesn't skate
But hold your subadmin cuz here goes fate.

His clan dont want him no mo, hes abusin'

They moved on to the next noob who can't play
Doesn't matter if he's age 6 and is gay
So the clan collapses, he's gone
I suppose its old news, but the story goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

HOOK:

You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass

No more saber dueling, Im gonna whore force Rage
I use double hand lightning like 2 Rodians caged
I was doing good in the beginnin, the pass got changed
I been locked out of server...turn da page
But I went back to saberin, and got rcon again
Woot, I say, 300 kills on kill tracker, deaths a lowly ten
All the noobs run when I come in the room
It's really fun "thrown to their doom"
What's the moral of the story, don't abuse the cvar
Cause you'll be yelled at and made out to be a re-tard.
Went from gamer to lamer and back again
Got a Alienware in my gamin' den.
Tryin to win tournaments all over again
Kills in 30 seconds number 8,9,10



Who knows who knows what else I'm gonna say
I'm making this up based on Eminem today
Hmm, does this sound like you?
Dee diddly dum doodly do.
Respect Chairwalker, Dacks too
Keshire in B17, it's gonna rule.
Renegade of Phunk's abilities own
If someone says B16 imbalanced again I will groan
Noobs saying "JEDI ARENT BALANCED!1" always moan
This one is done it was fun now stop usin a saber and try a gun

HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass

Don't complain!

Tenken
28-10-2004, 04:53
rofl thats great id like to hear mc chris rap that sh*t !!!

[KP] Tokakeke
28-10-2004, 05:19
Who is MC Chris?

Abe
28-10-2004, 12:50
Who is MC Chris?

some weird underground rapper who made Fett's Vett, search from google

[KP] Tokakeke
28-10-2004, 18:20
McChris. Hah.

Tenken
28-10-2004, 18:49
hes like famous now cuz of [adult swim] hes pretty funny and kind of annoying thats why he'ed be good for that song :p

deegs
28-10-2004, 20:15
OMG! :rolleyes:

[KP] Tokakeke
29-10-2004, 00:19
WTF! :rolleyes:

BBQ! :rolleyes:

|_maPex_|
29-10-2004, 09:02
No more saber dueling, Im gonna whore force Rage
I use double hand lightning like 2 Rodians caged

Damm rodians.

Sneaky
29-10-2004, 17:30
I hate rap, but this doesnt really qualify as rap so I'll give it an : Amusing.

[KP] Tokakeke
29-10-2004, 21:48
Damm rodians.
/

Indeed!

Artem thinks Rodians aren't good.

In bed.

=tom=
06-11-2004, 01:53
played in the bg server before and some1 singing Bohemian rapsody
that brought me this

Bohemian Rhapsody
Words and music by Freddie Mercury

Is this a real game-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a server-
No escape from reality-
Load up my gun-
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a soldier,I need no sympathy-
Because I easy die,easy spawn,
I play at dusk,I play at dawn,
any team i choose for,doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mama,just killed a noob,
I was aiming at his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama,the game had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Team-mates ooo,
Didn't mean to lame and cry-
If I not spawn again this round of sorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Send thermals down the line-
getting tk's all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo-
I don't want to die,
And sometimes wish I'd never had played at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a noob,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the Fandango-
Gripping-whores and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo Galileo
Galileo figaro-Magnifico-
I'm just a poor grunt and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor grunt from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a Jedi put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can own me and shoot in my eye-
So you think you can slash me and leave me to die-
Oh noobie Can't do this to me noobie-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....
:p

RenegadeOfPhunk
06-11-2004, 02:28
Heh - love that song Tom :D

...may I suggest an alternate version though - starting in the middle:



I see a little silhouetto of a noob,
push and slash,push and slash will you sing the noob motto-
Gripping-whores and lightning-very very frightening me

Gotta reload ,Gotta reload,
Gotta reload, Gotta reload
Gotta reload - no not now! - doooh! oo oo oo oo

I'm just a poor grunt and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor grunt he dies so easiely-
Sparing his life for thermal no.3!

Jabba comes, Jabba goes - he's too f**king slow
NO HE'S NOT! NO!- He's not too f**king slow... HE'S TOO SLOW!
NO HE'S NOT! He's not too f**king slow... HE'S TOO SLOW!
NO HE'S NOT!

He's not too f**king slow
HE'S TOO SLOW!
..not too f**king slow
HE'S TOO SLOW!
...not too f**king slow
He's f**king sloooooooooow

No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Oh Mama mia,mama mia, Jabba's way too fat and slow!
And I think there's a Jedi tryin' a Mind Trick me, trick me,trick meeee!

So you think you can own me and shoot in my eye-
So you think you can slash me and leave me to die-
Oh noobie Can't do this to me noobie-
You've gotta get out- hope ya get ban-kicked right outta here

Noobing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Noobing really matters - noobing really matters...
...to me

...getting killed by noobs blows...


:D

=tom=
06-11-2004, 03:01
lol ! :p

Alesh
06-11-2004, 12:24
Run in fear! Ren's back with a portable karaoke and isn't afraid to use it!

=tom=
14-11-2004, 03:22
got another 1
its from David Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes" and it is about me "Major Tom"
im pretty drunk and im on a low time :p

do you remember A N00B that's been
in such an early GAME
i heard a rumour from THE MB TEAM
oh no, don't say it's true
they got a message from RENEGADEOFPHUNK
i'm happy hope you're happy too
I LAMED all i've needed LAME
NEWBIE details following

the shrieking of BUGS is killing
just pictures of NOOB JEDI in CC-MAP
and i ain't got no AMMO and and i ain't got no THERMAL
but i'm hoping to OWN but the MAP is JUST BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING
ashes to ashes OWN to OWNAGE
we know major tom's a NEWBIE
strung out on MB's high
hitting an all time low

time and again i tell myself
i'm GONNE OWN tonight
but the little DUMB NOOBS KEEP TEAM KILLING me
oh no not again
i'm stuck with THE SUCK'IEST TEAM
i'm SCREWED UP hope you're SCREWED UP too
one flash of light
MUST BE SOME LIGHTENING SITH
i've never GOT good STATS
i've never GOT bad STATS
i never GOT A DECENT STAT out of the blue (woehoowoe)
want A SPREE to break the ice
want to BE THE OWNAGE right now

ashes to ashes OWN to OWNAGE
we know major tom's a NEWBIE
strung out on MB's high
hitting an all time low

my mama said to get things done
you better not LAME ON major tom
my mama said to get things done
you better not LAME ON major tom
my mama said to get things done
you better not LAME ON major tom

all taht is capital words are the things i edited

Jedistrike
14-11-2004, 18:29
wow this thread is sad but i luv it

Peng-1-nator
20-04-2005, 04:51
Word Up From The Slums of Idaho..... wait.... we dont have any slums.... CRAP!!!!

Dill Pickle
20-04-2005, 04:58
mc chris will rock your f***in socks off. i don't like rap (only oldschool hip-hop and run dmc is about it) but mc chris is cool in my book. go download his free album on mcchris.com