[KP] Tokakeke
28-10-2004, 04:44
Made it up for fun (music Eminem: Lose yourself)
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To get ten frags a minute changing settings
One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a Jedi on his sweater already
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To frag freely, but he keeps on forgettin
To switch the map, the whole server is crying
He presses shift-~, but the console won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The timelimit's run out, going to a bad map!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes g_gravity
Oh, there goes Tok, he really choked
Hes so mad, but he wont give up that
Is he? No
He wont have it, he knows Taspir well
It dont matter, his computer's a Dell
He knows that, but hes broke
Hes so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his LAN party, thats when its
Back to the server again yo
This whole rap crap
He better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him
HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass
The other Admin's escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This server is mine for the taking
Make me rcon, as we move toward a g_knockback change
Might be able to change weapon range
Changing the cvars, spawnin' vehicles
These noobs on the server with requests, their like bulls
Coast to coast gamer, hes known as the anti-lamer
He's growing less tamer, big hall of famer
Hes grown farther from his clanmates, can't go on dates
He goes and hates and doesn't skate
But hold your subadmin cuz here goes fate.
His clan dont want him no mo, hes abusin'
They moved on to the next noob who can't play
Doesn't matter if he's age 6 and is gay
So the clan collapses, he's gone
I suppose its old news, but the story goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass
No more saber dueling, Im gonna whore force Rage
I use double hand lightning like 2 Rodians caged
I was doing good in the beginnin, the pass got changed
I been locked out of server...turn da page
But I went back to saberin, and got rcon again
Woot, I say, 300 kills on kill tracker, deaths a lowly ten
All the noobs run when I come in the room
It's really fun "thrown to their doom"
What's the moral of the story, don't abuse the cvar
Cause you'll be yelled at and made out to be a re-tard.
Went from gamer to lamer and back again
Got a Alienware in my gamin' den.
Tryin to win tournaments all over again
Kills in 30 seconds number 8,9,10
Who knows who knows what else I'm gonna say
I'm making this up based on Eminem today
Hmm, does this sound like you?
Dee diddly dum doodly do.
Respect Chairwalker, Dacks too
Keshire in B17, it's gonna rule.
Renegade of Phunk's abilities own
If someone says B16 imbalanced again I will groan
Noobs saying "JEDI ARENT BALANCED!1" always moan
This one is done it was fun now stop usin a saber and try a gun
HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass
Don't complain!
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To get ten frags a minute changing settings
One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a Jedi on his sweater already
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To frag freely, but he keeps on forgettin
To switch the map, the whole server is crying
He presses shift-~, but the console won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The timelimit's run out, going to a bad map!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes g_gravity
Oh, there goes Tok, he really choked
Hes so mad, but he wont give up that
Is he? No
He wont have it, he knows Taspir well
It dont matter, his computer's a Dell
He knows that, but hes broke
Hes so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his LAN party, thats when its
Back to the server again yo
This whole rap crap
He better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him
HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass
The other Admin's escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This server is mine for the taking
Make me rcon, as we move toward a g_knockback change
Might be able to change weapon range
Changing the cvars, spawnin' vehicles
These noobs on the server with requests, their like bulls
Coast to coast gamer, hes known as the anti-lamer
He's growing less tamer, big hall of famer
Hes grown farther from his clanmates, can't go on dates
He goes and hates and doesn't skate
But hold your subadmin cuz here goes fate.
His clan dont want him no mo, hes abusin'
They moved on to the next noob who can't play
Doesn't matter if he's age 6 and is gay
So the clan collapses, he's gone
I suppose its old news, but the story goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass
No more saber dueling, Im gonna whore force Rage
I use double hand lightning like 2 Rodians caged
I was doing good in the beginnin, the pass got changed
I been locked out of server...turn da page
But I went back to saberin, and got rcon again
Woot, I say, 300 kills on kill tracker, deaths a lowly ten
All the noobs run when I come in the room
It's really fun "thrown to their doom"
What's the moral of the story, don't abuse the cvar
Cause you'll be yelled at and made out to be a re-tard.
Went from gamer to lamer and back again
Got a Alienware in my gamin' den.
Tryin to win tournaments all over again
Kills in 30 seconds number 8,9,10
Who knows who knows what else I'm gonna say
I'm making this up based on Eminem today
Hmm, does this sound like you?
Dee diddly dum doodly do.
Respect Chairwalker, Dacks too
Keshire in B17, it's gonna rule.
Renegade of Phunk's abilities own
If someone says B16 imbalanced again I will groan
Noobs saying "JEDI ARENT BALANCED!1" always moan
This one is done it was fun now stop usin a saber and try a gun
HOOK:
You better lose yourself in the saber, the combo
You own JA, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your rcon pass
If you don't get it, you'll be pretty crass
Don't complain!