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Vitjor Melkalis
20-10-2004, 12:36
the answer for the question ''what MB really needs?'' is simple!
MB needs Nynjas! were are the nynjas in MB? everything good must have some nynjas to fight with! i want to see a nynja class!!! their abilities will be something like shuriken throw and they could wear a katana as main weapon!
join now to the Nynjas in MB2 Project!!!!
toghether we will make Nynjas rule the world!
wackiest post ever :p
Someone whack this guy... hard. :p
Your only half right.... see below to what kind of ninja's will be included in B17
Caution spoilers
Teenage mutant ninja turtles....with saber style numchucks!
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Vitjor Melkalis
20-10-2004, 14:36
yeah, Nynjas are the Real Ultimate power!!!!
imagine this typical action movie cliche scene: a kung fu is trying to defeat a crime lord and he enters in his evil mansion full of traps and evil gadgets. when he finally reaches the boss's room he finds the Criminal Mastermind facing him back. then the evil boss says something like ''i was expecting you, but dont think you will defeat me so easily'' . then he pulls a rope and a secret door opens revealing a pack of bloodtirsty Kung Fu Nynjas!!!! AND THEN THEY FIGHT!!!
thats why nynjas rocks!
Ninja is also the plural.
actually guys both are acceptable as plural, as per the dictionaries! (guess it may depend on which dictionary tho')
It doesnt sound right though, its like saying jedis, plurals for idiots :rolleyes:
El Vi-Riachi
20-10-2004, 20:16
have you all not taken your medicine today or something? :confused:
Vitjor Melkalis
20-10-2004, 20:17
i think its also acceptable with ''y''. at least i saw the word ''nynja'' a lot of times.
but anyway
NINJAS ROCK!
|_maPex_|
20-10-2004, 21:41
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Yeah you have fun with your Ninja..."buddies". I'll go try to get a girl in the process.
Aezeroth
20-10-2004, 21:55
Try? I don't understand why you have to try to get a girl. Just be yourself and it'll happen. At least it does for me.
Or maybe I just have too many chicks after me. ;)
I'll go try to get a girl in the process.
Don't mention your connection to the force, no need to act special, just mind trick her to the bed... And don't go on dates with Stormtrooper armor - it's not hipp anymore...
BTW Wookie hares are quite the aphrodisiac, or so I hear.
Vitjor Melkalis
21-10-2004, 13:09
yeah. just be yourself. im also a total looser but i know i will find HER one day. just never loose hope.
and Remember, the Force will be with you. Always :)
yeah. just be yourself. im also a total looser but i know i will find HER one day. just never loose hope.
and Remember, the Force will be with you. Always :)
OK new advice - don't think like Vitjor :P
Chairwalker
21-10-2004, 21:25
The best way to get is women is to tape money to your back.
Chicks dig cash.
Ontopic:
Ninja suck.
Pirates are awesome.
And Vikings (who are basicly pirates only better) are gods among men.
Think about it. All those pansy ninja do is sit in the dark, and wait for the enemy, then they throw sticks at them. whoooo, scary ****.
While pirates would just engage in a swordfight while yelling "I am rubber you are glue" or "I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet!" yarrr.
Much better, yes.
But the Vikings take it up a notch by chopping the enemy in half, raping the men, eating the women and playing chess with the children.
Now THAT my friends is what MB2 needs.
Chess playing babies.
Vitjor Melkalis
21-10-2004, 22:28
what makes ninjas incredibly spectacular is that they turned into a giga cliche!
NINJA CLICHE FOREVER!!!
i also like vikings. they were sucha pig bastards.
Whee! Im living next to viking lands :p :p
And Vikings invented the blood eagle. Gotta love viking punishment.
Vitjor Melkalis
22-10-2004, 16:31
ninjas pwn vikings :p
specially penguin ninjas.
Chroniktoke
22-10-2004, 18:33
Ninjas have that cool ruthless stealth attitude,and they are skilled with the sword.
Thats why i like the samurai more because they were perfectionists on one thing and that one thing only swordsmanship.They were the most honorful, and they were based on perfect order rather than chaos (like ninjas).
Bruce Campbell
23-10-2004, 02:18
You're all wrong. It's all about the Ottoman Turks.
Ninja-Viking-Pirates (well vikings were pirates, but they were missing parrots, rum and jolly rogers).
Oh and Vikings were the first europeans to reach North America. Screw Columbus or whatever he's named in english :P (we call him Cristobal Colon around here...)
Vitjor Melkalis
25-10-2004, 00:32
yeah, i also believe the vikings were the first reaching north america and not some fancy sailor guy wearing collants.
vikings rock
but ninjas were the first reaching the moon :p
The Raging Rodian!
25-10-2004, 01:55
How do you know that we are not all secretly Ninja?
|_maPex_|
25-10-2004, 06:17
Ninjas suck, so does real ultimate power. Norse mythology is second to Greek mythology imo and thus vikings are the shizzle. Pirates are also really damn cool, but I'd rather be a feared, beastly warrior than a gold/booty-looting pirate. I want to do things b/c I have a mission in mind rather than for the money. I want to follow the hammergod Thor and slay my enemies rather than take over innocent merchant ships and sell things to the blackmarket.
Chairwalker
25-10-2004, 06:46
Besides, Ninja and Samurai were cowards.
Whenever something ****ty happened *whoop* they went and took the easy way out by committing suicide.
"Oh no! i just brought great dishonor to my family. I cant take the social pressure! oh boohoohoo i wish i was a real man so i could stop caring so much about what other people think of me.
Oh well, since i lived like a pussy i'll die like one too" *commits hari kiri*
Seriously, Only a pansy would kill himself whenever his liege told him to.
A real man would kill his liege with a paperclip, and take over the entire country!
Ninjas suck, so does real ultimate power. Norse mythology is second to Greek mythology imo and thus vikings are the shizzle. Pirates are also really damn cool, but I'd rather be a feared, beastly warrior than a gold/booty-looting pirate. I want to do things b/c I have a mission in mind rather than for the money. I want to follow the hammergod Thor and slay my enemies rather than take over innocent merchant ships and sell things to the blackmarket.But they did plunder innocent villages, churches and whatever...
But what really matters is they invented the Blood Eagle, which i won't describe for the childrens' sake :P
Vitjor Melkalis
25-10-2004, 16:14
bah, greek mitology is simply GAY!. thats true ninjas are sneaky and coward and they did some really nasty stuff, but who can resist to that cool outfit
just kidding, im not a ninja fan and i think the ninjas are just a complete cliche
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