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[KP] Tokakeke
14-09-2004, 17:56
I never got a "Welcome to the boards, YOUR NAME HERE BEEHOTCH!". This has caused me thousands of dollars in pain and suffering. Either be sued or give me my welcome message!
Chairwalker
14-09-2004, 18:22
You didnt get the memo? I only do welcome messages if that person grants me his soul.
Well, either that or a sexy sister. But if you dont have one of those, the soul thing will do fine.
Also, i'm counter sueing for using profanity near my innocent virgin little ears.
After hearing the B word, wich i shall not utter, my poor mind has been corrupted.
So that'll be your soul/sister AND 5 billion euros.
eGL|Darth.Hunter
14-09-2004, 20:19
You didnt get the memo? I only do welcome messages if that person grants me his soul.
You didn't play too much DooM³, did you?
How do you get the soul? It becomes yours on death of the "customer"?
you never saw the simpson epidsode where bart sells his soul to millhouse for 5 bucks?
But heres your gretting tok:
"Welcome to the boards (insert name) Beeyotch!"
I'll do a better official welcome than than Chairwalker. It'll only cost you your first born.
Chairwalker
15-09-2004, 07:30
first born schmirst born! Souls are the way to go!
How about we just give you chairs instead?
Chairwalker
15-09-2004, 10:16
How about we just give you chairs instead?
Satan has no power in this world because he refuses to wear pants.
That's his weakness.
Demidevil
15-09-2004, 11:18
just as well good ol demi is here to make sure he puts on his pants :D
[KP] Tokakeke
15-09-2004, 19:45
Yeah, the soul economy isn't doing well. Soul trains cost 7 souls to go on these days! :rolleyes: So expensive.
Soooouull train.
IT IS THIS BIG WHEN FULLY ERECT
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